Friday, 10 June 2016

My Standout Books of 2015

The standout books I read for the first time (or so long ago it may as well be for the first time) in 2015 in the order in which I read them: 



Spectral Book of Horror Stories – Mark Morris (.ed) 2014
ISIS: Inside the Army of Terror – Michael Weiss, Hassan Hassan 2015
The Amulet – Michael McDowell 1979
The Implacable Hunter – Gerald Kersh 1961





Zeroville – Steve Erickson 2007
The Lady in the Morgue – Jonathan Latimer 1936
Redheads Die Quickly – Gil Brewer 1951 – 1959
In a Lonely Place – Dorothy B. Hughes 1947
Death Wish – Brian Garfield 1972
The Climate of Hell – Herbert Lieberman 1978




The Beast – Hugh Fleetwood 1978
Closing Time – Jack Ketchum 2007
Communities of Violence: Persecution of Minorities in the Middle Ages – David Nirenberg 1996
Consumed – David Cronenberg 2015
Without a Stitch in Time – Peter De Vries 1972
Philosophy Between the Lines: The Lost History of Esoteric Writing – Arthur M. Meelzer 2014
Little Apple – Leo Perutz 1928
Bruges-la-Morte (& The Death Throes of Towns) – Georges Rodenbach 1892
The Dreamers – Gilbert Adair 2004
Anti-Judaism: The Western Tradition – David Nirenberg 2013
Where the Caged Bird Sings Best – Alejandro Jodorowsky 1992/2014
The Fetish – Alberto Moravia 1963





Daymare & Other Tales From the Pulps – Frederic Brown 1943 – 1947


Books Worthy of Mention
The Valentine Estate – Stanley Ellin 1968
Nightmares & Geezenstacks – Frederic Brown 1961
Maigret & the Idle Burglar – Georges Simenon 1961
The Flemish House – Georges Simenon 1932 


Thursday, 18 February 2016

Gangster Story (1959)


The only film Walter Matthau ever directed. Plotting is solid (there’s a clever bank heist sequence that's screaming out to be re-enacted by Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney). Matthau’s performance is charismatic as ever, albeit uncharacteristically low-key. Love interest, a foxy librarian willing to take a blind chance on a hood, is played by Matthau’s wife, Carol Grace, ‘the inspiration for Holly Golightly’ (or so I’m told). The editing is by Radley Metzger, the blue movie maverick behind The Opening of Misty Beethoven. Overall assessment: a lean noir in the Gil Brewer, Day Keene, Jim Thompson tradition hampered by a glaringly tight budget.


Monday, 11 January 2016

The Standout Movies of 2015

The standout films I saw for the first time (or so long ago it may as well be for the first time) in 2015 in the order in which I saw them: 


Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde – Roy Ward Baker 1972
Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn – Steven Spielberg 2011
American Reunion – John Hurwitz & Haden Schlossberg 2012
Silver Lining Playbook – David O Russell 2012
Pretty Poison – Noel Black 1968






The Guard – John Michael McDonagh 2011
And Soon the Darkness – Robert Fuest 1971
Angel Face – Otto Preminger 1952
The Monster Club – Roy Ward Baker 1981
Violent City – Sergio Sollima 1970


Fort Apache, the Bronx – Daniel Petrie 1981
A Prophet – Jacques Audiard 2009
New Centurions – Richard Fleisher 1972
Dark Shadows – Tim Burton 2012
Lunacy – Jan Svankmajer 2005




The Boys From Brazil – Franklin J Schaffener 1978
Key Largo – John Huston 1948
The Sicilian Clan – Henri Verneuil 1969
Maniac – Franck Khalfoun 2012
Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon – Tsui Hark 2013
The Dogs of War – John Irvin 1980


The Master – Paul Thomas 2012
Horror Express – Eugenio Martin 1972
Midnight in Paris – Woody Allen 2011
Dance of Reality – Alejandro Jodorowksy 2013
Colossus: The Forbin Project – Joseph Sargent 1970
Pasolini – Abel Ferrara 2014
Damsels in Distress – Whit Stillman 2011
Judex – Georges Franju 1963

Friday, 15 May 2015

Critics -- feh!

Wikipedia: 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked was panned by film critics. It currently holds a 12% rating on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes based on 77 reviews, with the critics consensus: "Lazy, rote, and grating, Chipwrecked is lowest-common-denominator family entertainment that's strictly for the very, very, very young at heart." The film also holds a 24 rating on Metacritic'

Critics -- feh! Alvin & the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked is, minute for minute, the most entertaining entry in the Chipmunks franchise. And I should know: Maya, my four-year-old daughter has made me sit through it every single day since I bought her the dvd.


Friday, 7 November 2014

What The Force Does Next

The Force awakens, drags a comb across its head, finds its way downstairs and drinks a cup, and looking up it notices that it's late ...

Sunday, 18 May 2014

The Best Thing on TV

Welcome to Underhand Productions' 'Master Surgeon'.

You six amateur surgeons must choose from a selection of twelve surgical instruments.

Surgeons, you have one hour to perform a cholecystectomy. Good luck!

You are now about half way.

Five minutes.

Time is up. Surgeons put down your scalpels and step away from your tables.

Put down your scalpels!

Hardboiled Sentence of the Week

Hardboiled sentence of the week: 'I usually drink for good reason -- Immanuel Kant's birthday, the anniversary of my third paternity suit -- but I was just trying to pass the time while I waited for the client.' 

Jay Russell, Celestial Dogs